Can you ever accidently have sex with someone?

An Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say


Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?





"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.





Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?





"Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her", she replied. He


then asked "And why is my other sister called Moonchild"?





"We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived", the mother


replies.





The mother paused and said to her son... "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so


curious"

Can you ever accidently have sex with someone?
freakin' hilarious!!!!!!!
Reply:where do you find this stuff? very funny! have a good day! Report It

Reply:maybe if you're drunk
Reply:lol made my day
Reply:all the time
Reply:You surely can
Reply:**** happens, most of us wouldn't be here if it didn't.
Reply:The answer to your question Citizen is that yes you can have accidental sex with someone.


One time my ex and I were painting the inside of our house, my ex went to the liquor store and while he was gone I tripped over a can of paint and fell on top of his friend....I swear *grin*


The long story short is that he left and sued me for a divorce.....Some men have absolutely no sense of humor.
Reply:no way ..
Reply::) :)
Reply:NO!
Reply:your naughty,





i like
Reply:curiosity serves torn rubber right
Reply:Accidently? Oh Yeah Excuse me my privates accidently ran into your privates!!!!lol
Reply:Happens all the time......
Reply:Hahahaha...... poor kid