Saturday, November 14, 2009

I wonder how I got my name?

A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.





"Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?


"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.





Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?


"Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her", she replied.





He then asked "And why is my other sister called Moonchild"?


"We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived", the mother replies.





The mother paused and said to her son...


"Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious"

I wonder how I got my name?
yes funny
Reply:brilliant
Reply:lmao gr8 joke
Reply:The youngest was made due to contraceptive malfunction.





For xsasax
Reply:*star for you* you got me rolling over here!! too funny. Thanks!!
Reply:lol good one!
Reply:great joke thanks
Reply:lol
Reply:i dont get it some1 pleeze explain
Reply:LMAO! This one reminds me of this joke:





A little girl named lily went up to her parents and ask, "Why is my name lily?" Their reply was, "because a lily pedal fell on your head the day you were born."





Then her sister named rose went up to her parents and ask, "Why is my name lily?" Their reply was, "because a rose pedal fell on your head the day you were born."





"aljkadfoljdfoiuglkljlkjdlfkkjelkhgoiu...


-parents- "SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!"
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