With a puzzled look on his face an boy asked, "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"
She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."
Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"
She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"
"We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived.",
She explained. The Mother paused for a moment then asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"
Out of curiosity you see..?
that is so hilarious!!!! omg ahahahahahahahaha fuNNY
Reply:cool
Reply:Oh, a tire blew out when they were "making" him. I get it.
Reply:The condom broke, and nine month later that Tommy RUBBER.
Reply:The punchline I heard was "Why do you ask, Two-Dogs ****ing???"
Reply:Funny! 10/10!
Reply:O.M.G.torn rubber 10/10
Reply:I liked that one ; )
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